Three cheese knives with wood handles in an open gift box
Cheese knife gift set with its orange box lid printed with a cheese saying
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Smartass & Sass Cheese Knives

$10

For people who take their cheese boards seriously and themselves less so. This Smartass & Sass set includes three cheese knives with stainless steel blades and wooden handles, stamped with sayings like "Everything is fine" and "Cheese." It arrives in a gift box that reads "I can't trust people who don't like cheese," ready to give or keep. Box measures 5" x 6.5".

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For people who take their cheese boards seriously and themselves less so. This Smartass & Sass set includes three cheese knives with stainless steel blades and wooden handles, stamped with sayings like "Everything is fine" and "Cheese." It arrives in a gift box that reads "I can't trust people who don't like cheese," ready to give or keep. Box measures 5" x 6.5".

Hand-dyed in New Hampshire
Easy 14-Day Returns
Made for makers, by makers
Ethically sourced

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“The colors are very vibrant and saturated, the yarn is so squishy and soft. I wish I crafted faster so I could make all the things faster.”
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“Cheryl, Jess and her entire team are wonderful, their yarn is gorgeous and so soft! Highly recommend!!”
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“The best hand dyed yarn around! Smooth and soft, plush and durable! Pretty no matter what color you choose!!!”
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